Undies

Demo

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Liner Notes

Believe it or not, this one was actually inspired by a true story I read about a guy in Washington state (I think?).

I first came across a spoof of the story implicating a WI native named "Bobby," and his "friend" who spoofed him found out and made this video for the song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBCETd8B-HQ.

Lyrics

This one goes out to Bobby…

Drivin’ home from the bar tonight
See a state trooper in his black and white
He’s tailing… but his lights ain’t on…

Try to do math but I dropped out of school
Why’d momma raise me to be such a fool
I ain’t sure… but I may have drank too much…

My mind starts spinning… well it’s been since the bar
Then red and blue flashes from that police car
Damn… think he wants me to stop?

Pulls me over, asks me to walk straight line
Beer bottles in my car, I explain they ain’t mine
All the sudden, I’m headed downtown
Drivin’ drunk in my pickup truck
Cop picked me up… man what the fuck?!?
Too bad I forgot
To wear clean undies…

Gonna take me to the station where
He’ll ‘minister breathalyzer there

But I got me a plan
Gotta bring my alcohol content down
Find a piece of cloth… ain’t nuthin’ ‘round
Well I s’pose… there is one thing…

While the cop’s up front on the radio
I move to one side and slouch real low
And then reach down… to grab my shorts

Pull and tug… rip and tear
Finally get that wedgie out of there
Aw damn… this is gonna suck!
Handful of undies shoved inside my face
Fight my gag reflex, my God what a taste!
Mom always said…
To wear clean undies…

Suckin’ on them skivvies even tho’ they’re brown
Hopin’ they can bring my BAC down
But it was all worth it…
I blew the legal limit!
Drivin’ home that following Saturday night
See another state trooper in his black and white
He’s tailing… but his lights ain’t on…

In my head start thinkin’ I went out too soon
Did mom drank too much while I’s in the womb?
Good lord… here we go again…
Drivin’ drunk in my pickup truck
Cop picked me up… man what the fuck?!?
Mom always said
To wear clean undies…

Suckin’ on them skivvies even tho’ they’re brown
Hopin’ they can bring my BAC down
But it’ll all be worth it…
If I blow the legal limit!

© 2008 Brian Morse / AquaMunkee Studios