Lick my Lovepump


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Liner Notes

This was a collaboration of sorts, the completion of the spoof song &ldquoLick My Lovepump” mentioned in passing by Nigel Tufnel in the mockumentary “This is Spinal Tap.”


Nigel Tufnel was gifted
A hard rocker inspired by the blues
His best friend Martin St Hubbins
Named for the patron saint of fine shoes

They started writing in Squatney
Their first song was "All the Way Home"
Then Janine broke the band up
Now Nigel sings the blues all alone

[interlude, Spinal Tap movie quote]

Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like
I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really.
It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...

Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?

Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump."

Derek Smalls saw it coming
Nigel and David both primed to attack
Then the tension was worsened
By album cover that was "none more black"

Janine's controlling ambitions
And crazy costumes fueled Nigel's strife
When David asked "What's the problem?"
Nigel responded "It's your f*cking wife!"

[Nigel-esque guitar solo]

© 2008 Brian Morse / AquaMunkee Studios