Body Massage Machine

Demo

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Liner Notes

If there's a special Hell set aside for evil songwriters, this song will land me there with an express ticket... I couldn't help myself... LOL!

By the way, in case you've never seen the Body Massage Machine video, you need to watch it first for this one to make any sense at all:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwAUU0-1VtE

Lyrics

Attention...

May I have your attention please?

This is a public service announcement
to inform you that Roadblock,
member of the elite Special Forces unit
known as GI Joe, has been detained
for questioning regarding
alleged pedophile activities.

These activities include multiple counts of
unlawful carnal knowledge of minors;
minors suspected to have been
abducted from school property.

Be advised this man is highly trained and dangerous,
and he is also suspected to be packing...

© 2007 Brian Morse / AquaMunkee Studios